Sarah: (looking at bank account, which has more money than expected)
Matt: “Hey.”
Sarah: “Oh, hey. This new getting-paid-on-Friday thing (instead of Tuesday) is screwing me up.”
Matt: “Yeah, but it’s nice.”
Sarah: “Yeah.”
(pause)
Sarah: “Is it performance award time or something?”
Matt: “I don’t know, why?”
Sarah: “Um, my paycheck this week was for more than it should be.”
(pause)
Ray: (walks into office) “Performance awards for everyone!”
Sarah: “And that explains that.”
Ray’s timing was impeccable. Anyway, hooray for “performance” awards that everyone gets at the end of the fiscal year! What should I buy with my extra money?? 🙂
Irwin says
Plane Tickets to visit Seattle (but not this weekend, Atlanta here I come!)
Jennifer says
I couldn’t agree more!