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Charlotte: “I want to marry Nico.”
Me: “Oh, well, ok, but you have to be a lot older first.”
C: “Like when I’m 4 years old?”
Me: “No, like 30.”
C: “But when I’m 5?”
Me: “Ha, no, like 30.”
C: “But mommmmmmyyyy!”
Me: “Ok, maybe when you’re 6.”
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Charlotte hugs a mannequin in the sporting goods store and says happily:
“She’s gonna come to my birthday!”
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Charlotte: “Xavier’s dad was in the army and fought people?”
Me: “Well, yes, but I’m not sure he had to fight anyone. People in the army aren’t always fighting. It’s better when they’re not fighting.”
C: “I like fighting people. I like fighting bad guys in the jungle.”
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Charlotte, often and totally endearingly: “I need a hug to make me feel better.”
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Charlotte: “Daddy, at night my doll looks mad.”
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Charlotte: “Hey google, you’re not listening to us! We’re going to go live in another house.”
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Charlotte gets a spoon to eat goldfish crackers off a plate.
Jose: “You don’t need a spoon, Charlotte.”
Charlotte: “Fancy people do that. I do that.”
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Looking out the window onto the patio at Menchie’s:
Charlotte: “That man waved at me! Oh, he waved at me again! I guess that means he loves me.”
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