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Emma: “This is how Mommy sleeps.”
Jose: “How do you know?”
Emma: “Because I watch her.”
Jose: “What do you mean you watch her?”
Emma: “Oh if I’m awake, I watch her sleep.”
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Emma: “Look Daddy! I made these drawings for you using utensils!”
(She meant stencils.)
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Emma: “Why did you ask me that again?”
Me: “I was just confirming to make sure we didn’t miscommunicate. Sometimes one person might not understand what the other is saying.”
Emma: “Oh, well, you do that a lot to me.”
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Already recognizing the danger of Target:
Emma: “Mommy, somehow we got a lot of things even though we only went to get a present for Stark.”
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Pondering the activities of a snail on the outside of one of our kitchen windows:
Emma: “Oooh Mommy, I think it might be trying to get in the house and make its home in our ears, because our ears have a hole like a good home!”
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These made me laugh out loud!!!