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Charlotte: “Good night applesauce. Love you.”
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Anytime she’s excited, she puts her arms straight out in front of her, palms facing forward, and pumps her arms up and down, all while saying:
“I so sided! I so sided!”
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Me: “What did you do at school today?”
Charlotte: “Eesha Shelby!”
Her response to this question is always to name her teachers. And don’t try to tell her it makes no sense.
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Charlotte: “I going bye bye.”
Me: “Oh you are?”
Charlotte: “Yah.”
Me: “Where are you going?”
Charlotte (looking around): “Um. Um. Um um.” (points to pantry) “Going dere.”
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