Emma-isms (#28)

These are becoming fewer and farther between as Emma gets older…but pretty soon I’ll be sharing Charlotte-isms instead!

I have never been able to do monkey bars, even when I was a kid. And now my 5-year-old is swinging her way across like it’s no big deal…

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Emma: “Whoever gets to the door first wins!”
Me: “Oh you got there first!”
Emma: “Because I’m very fast and very pushy!”

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Emma: “I spy…something green.”
Me: “Is it that tree?”
Emma: “No, it’s an orange.”
Me: “But you said it was green!”
Emma: “Remember I said I was going to trick you!”

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One guess as to what she learned at school this day…

Emma: “Mom when we get home I want to help you fold clothes, and then you can give me some income!”

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Emma: “When it’s Thanksgiving, they’ll put someone dressed like a chicken there. Chickens are for Thanksgiving because they love pumpkin pie.”

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Other Emma-isms here.