“How Sarah Got A Major League Soccer Player Into Our Hotel Room”
By Becca
Step 1: Go to Nick and Jo’s hotel room and swing the door wide open (their room was across the hall, rather than next to, his door).
Step 2: Primp for a wedding, giggling and talking really loudly by the mirror by the wide open door.
Step 3: Flirt with his Dad as he comes by.
Step 4: Yell through the door “Good luck on the game” as you leave for the wedding.
Step 5: Spend all wedding talking about cute soccer players during all breaks in dancing. Check game score using t-mobile phone.
Step 6: Rush back to the hotel, thinking the team would win the game and be partying.
Step 7: Be surprised when all is quiet at hotel. Put ear to soccer players’ door and hear them talking quietly inside.
Step 8: When it becomes apparent that players aren’t leaving the room, slide a note under the door congratulating them on win.
Step 9: Have Nick exchange a few words with players, feel very stupid when you find out they actually lost.
Step 10: Go to bed, giving up on soccer players. Put on pajamas.
Step 11: Be very surprised when soccer player calls you and ask where the party is. You offer to have a pajama party. No joke.
Step 12: Soccer player arrives in room.
The end.
I’d like to now add the optional…
Step 13: Spend Monday morning reliving the experience to everyone within earshot. Find picture of soccer player on cover of Sports Illustrated, yes, that Sports Illustrated. Still omit his name for fear of Google.
Step 14: Wonder how long you should wait before emailing him to see if he gave you a real address.
Wow. That’s all I have to say.